new direction

I really am not a good blogger so someone suggested that I just write the things my kids say and do on here so that will be the new direction of this boring blog hoping to make it exciting or at least not so boring to read.


Top 10 reasons I love my kids
1: they say the funniest things
2:the hugs
3: the kisses
4: the snuggles
5: they help out so much
6: they aren't the horrible kids screaming in the store as we shop
7: the things they do are almost always extremely funny
8: they try their best in most things at least once.
9: we think they are pretty darn cute
and
10: THEY ARE MINE



Yesterday we were giving Kayli some naked time on the floor so diaper rash won't happen and Ryland came upstairs and said oh now we can see her penis (pardon the language), I replied you know she is a girl and that girls don't have those? Which he then quickly changed his remark to you are right mom now we can see her Regina!!!!

The other day I asked Jaryn were her dad was and she told me in the shower and I said well I don't hear it going. Jaryn looked at me like I was stupid and said" Duh he is on the toilet" and then said mom do you know what boys pee out of? ( thinking of before Kayli was born and how we were talking about we never banked on the baby coming out a girl and would know if she came out with a penis the tech was wrong and Jaryn thinking this was a great new word said it a thousand times that day)thinking that this is what she was going to say I prepared to tell her that she was right but we don't talk like that, But out she came with the answer they pee out of their piranhas.

So apparently at this house we apparently need to sit down and have a body part talk, because boys have piranhas and girls have reginas.